There’s a whole cottage industry of cretins who convince girls to take their clothes off on camera without knowing that they’re actually recording the whole thing. So there’s this website called Omegle, it’s like chatroulette if chatroulette still exists. SCENE CHOSEN – PROBABLY ILLEGAL RECLAIMED OMEGLE FOOTAGE It’s like a new, disgusting song was written right in front of my eyes. But it actually ends up being a happy accident, because every time Win Butler finishes saying “here comes the night time,” the woman in front of the camera says something about her vagina. I’m not actually able to mute this webcam stream, which means I’m sort of breaking the enveloping scold of Reflektor. Next up is, where community college degrees go to die. I really don’t get why porn directors feel the need to show us the whole asshole, but when David Bowie sings “Found my way to the resurrector/ Turns out it was just a reflector,” I sort of get it. The blowjob scene actually sort of looks like it’s on-beat, which makes me laugh until I realize it should be making me cry. Already I know I’ve made a horrible mistake. Some blonde girl with a low-cut top is mopping the floor while Arcade Fire sing about the fragile connections of modern society.
I went over to Pornhub, which is apparently where all the kids get their smut, and pulled up a random video. See also: SNL Sound-Off: Arcade Fire Are a Talking Heads Cover Band Now Do I feel like Win Butler has encoded a deep, resonant message about internet pornography into his technologic-neurotic fourth album? No, not really, but an utter lack of direction or purpose has never held me back before. But most likely I will just write a blog post on the internet.
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I am going to watch a bunch of porn on mute and listen to Reflektor at the same time.
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